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100 Most Popular Funny Baby Names For 2016

Here are 100 most popular and funny names for
babies for 2016. Some of these names are so
funny that you will not believe that they are real.
Some names are so ridiculous that even the
government authorities banned them. Take a look!
1. Sansa:
Game of Thrones appears to be inspiring many
funny sounding baby names. Sansa is one of
them.
2. Xzayvian:
Here is another funny name. It looks like the
parents were trying to squeeze as many
consonants as possible into one name.
3. Sirjames:
It seems that the parents wanted to give a royal
title to their baby. They decided to go ahead and
combine the first name with the honorific prefix.
[ Read: Interesting Celebrity Names For Your
Baby ]
4. Audi:
The parents have gifted the name of their favorite
car brand to their baby. Is there any better
example of brand loyalty?
5. Adeline:
Yes, there is nothing wrong with the feminine
name Adeline. But how can anyone name his baby
boy Adeline? We can only hope that it was a
clerical error.
6. Levaeh:
Lavaeh is a weird variation of the name Nevaeh,
which is Heaven spelled backward. But what does
Leveah mean? Can anybody make a wild guess?
7. Tokyo:
Brooklyn and Austin are two of the most popular
names inspired by places. But there are also some
parents who named their son after the
cosmopolitan city Tokyo.
8. Pilot Inspektor:
Pilot Inspektor is the child of Jason Lee. Jason Lee
is a comic actor who was a part of the first season
of the television series ‘My Name Is Earl’. Maybe
he has lost his comic timing to gift his child this
name!
9. Fifi Trixibelle:
The Irish singer Bob Geldof named his daughter
Fifi after his aunt. ‘Belle’ comes from his wife’s
fixation with the lifestyle of French belles. But why
Trixi?
10. Apple:
Apple is the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris
Martin’s daughter. They chose this fruity name
because it sounds sweet.
11. Destry:
The name Destry sounds more like Destroy. Isn’t
it? Destry is the name of Steven Spielberg’s son.
12. Ocean:
Here is another funny baby name. Ocean is the
name of Forest Whitaker’s daughter. We guess he
took his love for nature too far!
13. Audio Science:
Now this is one bizarre name that you will hear in
a long time. It sounds more like a class at a
community college than a baby name.
14. Moon Unit:
The name must have surely cracked you up. Moon
Unit is the name of Frank Zappa’s child.
15. Moxie Crimefighter:
Moxie Crimefighter is the name of Penn Jillette’s
child. The theory that Jillette and his wife gave
was that people use the middle name rarely, so
why not have fun with it.
16. Tu Morrow:
You may have read some downright bizarre
names, but this one is different. Tu Morrow is a
‘punny’ name of Rob Morrow’s son.
17. Briar Rose Christensen:
The unusual name of Rachel Bilson’s child
originates from the 1959 classic ‘Sleeping Beauty’.
Briar was the name the three fairies gifted to
Princess Aurora.
18. Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher:
Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher is Mila Kunis and Ashton
Kutcher’s daughter. It is traditionally a boy’s
name, but who cares about the norm now.
19. Bear Winslet:
Bear is the name of ‘Titanic’ actress Kate Winslet’s
son. It is a wild choice!
20. North West:
North West is the name of Kim Kardashian and
Kanye West’s daughter. The name North sounds
beautiful, but it turns funny when pronounced
together with the surname.
21. Cricket Pearl Silverstein:
Cricket Pearl Silverstein is the son of Busy Philipps
and Marc Silverstein. It looks like the parents are
fans of the sport.
22. Egypt:
Singer Alicia Keys and her music producer
husband call their first child Egypt. Little Egypt will
have a tough time explaining his name to everyone
he meets.
23. Buddy Bear:
James and Jools Oliver have always been famous
for giving quirky names to their children. They call
their first son Buddy Bear, continuing the floral
theme they started with their daughters.
24. Princess Tiaamii:
Princess Tiaamii is Kati and Peter Andre’s
daughter. Katie loved the name Princess while
Peter wanted to name their daughter after his
mother. They merged their respective mother’s
name Thea and Amy to make Tiaamii.
25. Bluebell Madonna:
Bluebell Madonna is Geri Halliwell’s beautiful
daughter. Her daughter’s middle name is a tribute
to pop singer Madonna.
26. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily:
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is the name of the love
child of Paula Yates. It is truly a unique name!
27. Sunday Rose:
Nicole Kidman named her daughter Sunday
because it’s her favorite day.
28. Jermajesty Jackson:
Jermajesty Jackson is the son of Jermaine Jackson
and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza. It seems that
Jermaine is fond of the letter ‘J’.
29. Satchel Farrow:
Satchel is Woody Allen and Mia Farrow’s son.
Satchel Page is the inspiration for this name.
30. Kal-El Coppola:
Kal-El Coppola is comic fanatic Nicholas Cage’s
son. He took his obsession for comics a bit farther
than most by giving his son the birth name of
Superman.
31. Banjo:
Rachel Griffiths and her artist husband gave their
son a musical name Banjo. They named their child
after the famous author Banjo A.B. Paterson.
32. Diezel Ky:
Even this one of the most funny boy names you
must have ever heard. Toni Braxton is in love with
the jeans section in her local store. She named her
other boy Denim.
33. Bronx Mowgli Wentz:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their child
after the famous character Mowgli in the ‘Jungle
Book’.
34. Sparrow James Midnight Madden:
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden wanted their child
to share his name with a common garden bird.
The parents are nature-lovers for sure!.
35. Cherry Grant:
Unbelievably, 12 people in the world have the
name Cherry Grant.
36. Mustard M. Mustard:
Please tell us that the M in this name does not
stand for mustard.
37. Facebook:
An Egyptian couple named their daughter
Facebook to honor the role of this famous social
media platform in the Egyptian Revolution.
38. Hashtag:
An Instagram and Twitter-obsessed couple named
their child Hashtag. Don’t you think this is
downright #crazy?
39. Heather Tina Marie Lawson:
Do you notice something unusual in this name?
The acronym of this name would be HTML.
40. Bandit:
Some German parents have named their child
Bandit, which means ‘robber’.
41. Camera:
Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Ashe have
named their child Camera. We hope the name
‘clicks’ with their daughter when she grows up.
42. Puma:
Here is another example of brand obsession.
Erykah Badu, a renowned musician, has named his
daughter Puma.
43. Seven Sirius:
Erykah Badu has a serious obsession with funny
names. He named his son Seven Sirius.
44. India Rose:
Chris Hemsworth has named his daughter India
Rose. It would have sounded much better if Chris
had named her Indian Rose.
45. Free:
What were Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
thinking while naming their child Free?
46. Daisy Boo:
Daisy Boo is the name of Jamie and Jools Oliver’s
daughter. It indicates their love for Disney
characters.
47. Nutella:
No, we are not talking about your kid’s favorite
bread spread. Nutella is a name that some parents
chose for their children.
48. River Rose:
If you are a nature lover, the name might be a
good pick for you.
[ Read: Baby Names Inspired By Nature ]
49. Summer Rain:
Summer Rain is the child of Christina Aguilera and
Matthew Rutler. Nice choice?
50. Saint Lazslo:
At least Bronx Mowgli will have someone to share
his agony with, in this cruel world.
51. Buzz Michelangelo:
Buzz Michelangelo is Tom Fletcher and Giovanna
Fletcher’ son. Did Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
and Toy Story inspire the name?
52. Bodhi Ransom:
We may sound old fashioned, but naming your kid
Ransom is just not a good idea.
53. Royal Reign:
Now take that, Prince of Cambridge! Royal Reign is
Lil’ Kim and Papers’ son.
54. Titan Jewell:
The name Titan Jewell sounds more like an
ornament than a baby name.
55. Megaa Omari Grandberry:
If you want to give a funny name to your child,
then this is the way to do it. It is the coolest and
funniest name ever.
56. Thinn:
Thinn is an awful, yet funny name. Just never,
consider this name for your child.
57. Yoga:
A couple seems to have taken their love for fitness
too far!
58. Zealand:
The name Zealand sounds dignified. It could have
been much worse like Zeelynnd and
Zzealynndanna.
59. Burger:
Yes, Burger is a name and a pretty funny one!
60. Espn:
The name originates from the Sports channel
ESPN. The parents of this baby must be die-hard
TV buffs.
61. Haven’T:
Don’t ever name your child Haven’T.
62. Kix:
The alphabet X is now as overused as the letter Y.
You will find many names ending with X, like Kix,
Dax, Kax, Pexx, etc.
63. Pawk:
Pawk sounds more like a sound effect than a
name.
64.
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116:
A couple in Sweden attempted to name their child
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.
They pronounce the name as Albin, and we don’t
understand how.
[ Read: Most Exotic Baby Names ]
65. Friday:
In Italy, a jury prevented a couple from calling their
kid Friday. They thought the name would expose
the boy to ‘mockery’.
66. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii:
Why, just why any parent would give this name to
their child is beyond our imagination!
67. Fish And Chips:
A couple in New Zealand chose the name Fish and
Chips for their twins. The government later banned
the name.
68. Bridge:
In Norway, a woman was for jailed for two days for
naming her child Bridge.
69. Chow Tow:
Thank goodness, the Malaysian government
banned this name. Chow Tow translates to ‘Smelly
Head’.
70. Grammophon:
Grammophon is another funny sounding name.
71. Mafia No Fear:
Yes, that’s a name, and it has left us astounded.
72. 4Real:
Yes, this name is ‘4Real’.
73. Speedy:
The funny names list would be incomplete without
this one.
74. Stompie:
What does Stompie even say about the baby?
Weird pick we must say.
75. Matthew Correspondent:
Surprisingly, it is the name of a journalist working
for BBC.
76. Joelle Rollo-Koster:
Joelle Rollo-Koster is a name of a lecturer at the
University of Rhode Island.
77. Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman
Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The
Flash Combined:
In Somerset, a teenager named George Garratt
changed his name to this. Probably he thought he
would turn a superhero overnight!
78. John Anthony Portsmouth Football Club
Westwood:
In Portsmouth, a supporter of the Portsmouth
Football Club changed his name to John Anthony
Portsmouth Football Club Westwood.
79. Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk
Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams:
This is one of the weirdest and funny girl names
for sure! It is the name of a girl in Texas.
80. Toasted Teacake:
The name sounds more like a dish on the
breakfast menu!
81. Smellie:
Smellie is not just funny, but an unfortunate baby
name.
82. Darriah:
Doesn’t this name sound more like diarrhea?
Disgusting!
83. Dough:
What could have made the parents name their child
Dough? Did the parents expect their child to be
fat?
84. Justin Case:
‘Just in case’ you are wondering, what the name
means.
85. Will Power:
Yes, we know you want your child to be righteous
and have great self-control. At least do not name
him Will Power!
86. Boo Weekley:
Golfers usually have goofy names. Here is one
such example.
87. Razor Shines:
Razor Shines is the name of a basketball player.
Basketball players often pick up unique and
amusing nicknames during their sporting careers.
88. Alucard:
The name sounds scary when you spell it
backward.
89. Snape:
There are so many diehard fans of Harry Potter
that you are guaranteed to find at least one Ron,
Snape or Hermione.
90. Peanut:
People these days just open their fridge and come
up with a child’s name. After Nutella, Apple and
Burger, here is another name inspired by food.
91. Twelve:
When people run out of flower, food and color to
inspire their child’s name, then numbers are the
best bet!
92. Manhattan:
If children can have names like London, Tokyo,
and Brooklyn, then why not Manhattan!
93. South:
Since the birth of North West, directional names are
now a thing. They are not many options available,
so you have to choose between North, South, East,
and West.
[ Read: Names Inspired By Roman Mythology For
Your Baby ]
94. Katniss:
Katniss was one of the main characters in the
famous ‘The Hunger Games’ series. Many movie
fans may choose this name for their baby girls.
95. Huckleberry:
The name Huckleberry rolls off the tongue, doesn’t
it? It is the name of the protagonist in a novel by
Mark Twain.
96. @:
Why would any name their child a keyboard
symbol? Thankfully, this funny name was banned in
China soon after.
97. Blaer:
The name Blaer, which means ‘light breeze,’ is
banned by the government of Iceland to save the
child from future embarrassment.
98. Fox India Owen:
Fox India Owen is the name of Mark Owen and
Emma Ferguson’s son. Don’t you think it’s a weird
name?
99. Blue Ivy:
Beyoncé and Jay-Z had chosen the name for their
child. The name spelled backward refers to the
daughter of Lucifer!
100. Vodka:
Vodka is clearly not a great name for kids! The
parents surely love partying!
It is just not cool to give your child a goofy name
so that you can chuckle when you see the birth
certificate. Imagine the plight of the child who
would have to bear the name for his whole life. We
would suggest you go for some exotic baby names
rather than make a weird choice.

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